Losowe angielskie dowcipy
A Hippo What? ->
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was. The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls. One bite and your gone." The second shook h... [ca³y ->]
Gigolo ->
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.... [ca³y ->]
Yo mama's so poor ->
Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!" Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she s... [ca³y ->]
Mr. Clean ->
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.... [ca³y ->]
Waterfall ->
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls... [ca³y ->]
When I die... ->
When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.... [ca³y ->]
Italian, Black, and a Jew ->
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one is Black and the other is Jewish. They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and ... [ca³y ->]
60 mintues ->
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!... [ca³y ->]
Room in Hell ->
A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said. In the first room were thousands ... [ca³y ->]
Pierced ears for pirates ->
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer!... [ca³y ->]
Blonde quickies 21-40 ->
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes myster... [ca³y ->]
Dead Wife? ->
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!... [ca³y ->]
Kiss Me The Way You Used To ->
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got Married." He did. "Now kiss me the way you used to..." "Now darling, bite me the way you used to." At ... [ca³y ->]
Father and Son discussion ->
Somewhere in America, next week... Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son: What's up, Dad? Dad: There's a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it? Son: I don't believe, if I understand the definition of "scratch the car", that I... [ca³y ->]
Mistakes ->
I never make the same mistake twice--I'm too busy making new ones.... [ca³y ->]